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Get a willing party to give you head with skittles in there mouth. Just as you are about to spew your stomache pancakes... kick them in the gut. They will spray the contents of their mouth on you. Stick a paintbrush up your ass and sniff some model airplane glue.
I wined and dined my best friends grandma. She was so turned on by the fifth of Hennessey I fed her she wanted to go straight home and do the Picasso.
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Building up air pressure in a girl during sex, cumming in her, then pressing down on her stomach to watch the queef splatter it all on the wall.
I performed The Picasso last night with my girl, it was a beautiful work of art!
The art fucking a girl on her period and ejaculating, creating the permanent canvas on the bedsheet that can only be compared to the abstract art that is The Picasso.
“Yeah man, I was too horny so I just did The Picasso there and then”
“You absolute degenerate”
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The act of ejaculating on one of your partners cheeks then dipping the tip of your Johnson in the seman like a paint brush, then drawing a image on the other cheek constantly dipping your man sausage on the other one like a paint palate.
Hey did you here what happend to noelle
No what?
Her dad caught her boyfriend picassoing her face and he joined in
Hmm maybe il try it on Kristina when she passes out from her next alcohol binge
Hey look what I did to billy while he was asleep
O shit you picassoed the fuck out of it !!
Yea I think this is my best work yet -___-
Have you heard of the Picasso?
Hell yea I do it to my sister all the time you should join me next time
Sweet il come over tomorrow to help out
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The act of painting one's toilet bowl with excrement from a vicious bowel movement. The resulting feces should usually be watery yet sticky enough to cling to the front, back, sides and sometimes the undercarriage of the bowl itself. The aforementioned splatter pattern created from the BM simulates the painting style of one Picasso for whom the name is obviously credited.
Can also be used in the context, "to Picasso", or "Picasso'd" for past tense usage.
"The toilet is my easel and I'm Picassoing a master piece thanks to Taco Bell!!!"
"I'm sorry man but I just totally Picasso'd you're toilet."
"Get the fuck out of the way, I'm about to Picasso."
A typically negative term describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they do not look how you expected them to look. (a variation of Monet)
I thought that guy standing at the bar was really hot but when he turned around, he was a total Picasso.
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noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet
stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet
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