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take 5 laxitives and shit on a girls chest all day with a burger king crown on.
1) Joey i totally royal flushed this girl last night.
2) Dude i got the royal flushes
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The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.
I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.
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THE BEST YOU CAN GET....!
in poker having a straight 10, Jack, Queen, King and Ace all the same suit.
AKA wet dream
Fred almost wet himself when he was dealt the ace and king to make the Royal Flush.
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When you piss, puke, cum, and shit yourself at the same time
I got so drunk last night that I had a royal flush
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A phrase that displays the perfect life. (much like "The American Dream") Ace = Children, King = Husband (if female)/ Health (if male), Queen = Wife (if male)/ Health (if female), Jack = Good Job, and the 10 = Good Friends.
Guy1: I see you got a Royal Flush there.
Guy2: Yeah, I got a beautiful wife, loving children, a house, good job and awesome buddies.
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taking a piss on a unconcious person
the local drunk has recieved many royal flushes from the towns folk.
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When you masturbate on the toilet and flush it when you are climaxing.
You:"I just got a royal flush."
Person:"Dude, I didnt know you play poker in the bathroom"
You:"I don't"
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