While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook
Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...
Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk
Shawn: A very caring guy with a great personality an a good heart, very loyal an knows what he wants.
Very interesting intelligent person an very independent an trust worthy
He's full of new exciting things.
He's smart has a nice body very well built.
He has perfect hair an a face of a god.
He's very pashinet an romantic.
Somebody every girl dreams of.
"Shawn the dreamer boy"
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Shawn is someone who has a good heart and loves people without judging and loves his friends and family and will do anything for them. He has an amazing personality and he's goofy and weird and is true to himself no matter what people say. He is talented in many ways and utilizes his talent to it's fullest extent. People love him because of who he is on the inside.
"I love Shawn he's the best guy I've ever met he's so true to himself"
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A God among men. The type of person you always wanna have around. There's perfect and then there's Shawn
Wow, I really want to be like Shawn
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S: (adj) incredible, unbelievable (beyond belief or understanding).
"At incredible speed"; "the book's plot is simply incredible"; "That is so Shawne like; it's incredible."
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Shawn is a handsome, nice, kind, intelligent, cool guy. He's friends with everyone and everyone likes him. Usually rich. Shawn's are overall pretty awesome.
Shawn is so cool
I really like Shawn
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Can please any girl in the bed and is kind and caring
Shawn is so fine
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