the shoulders

a shrug; raised shoulders in response to someone

essentially meaning:
1. I don't know
2. I can't help you
3. You're fucked
4. I don't give a fuck about your problem

Me: Northwest Airlines totally screwed me by losing my luggage. After waiting for an hour, their customer service just gave me the shoulders instead of any assistance or freebies in apology.

Mike: She gave you the shoulders? Wow, she pretty much told you to go fuck yourself!

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No-Shoulder

The urban name for snakes. Country folks often use this word in the summertime when snakes are very active.

Be careful in them woods, and watch out for them no-shoulders. You know they can sneak up on you.

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Shoulder

A widely used phrase in Ireland, given to a 350ml bottle of alcoholic spirits. Most commonly vodka or whiskey....Known to be a powerful instrument in tackling the problem of sobriety

"I might buy a few beers for the party"

"Stop being a bitch and get a shoulder"

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shouldered

When you are walking down the street and someone gets in your way so you lean your shoulder into him when you collide.

That lame ass was looking down at his iPod while walking so I shouldered him.

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shoulder

according to Boiling Springs High School, a "sex object"

"That shirt showsyour shoulder"
"gasp!"

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shouldered

To have a shouler up your vagina

When Olivia jumped off of Jonathans shoulders, she got shouldered

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Shouldering

(Verb) : a very intimate distraction from seeing a bare woman’s shoulder that breaks dress code

Bro she got in trouble for shouldering.

I can’t take it when I see her shouldering.

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