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a poor excuse for explaining sex & where babies come from
Jerry: Mommy telled me that babies come fwum the stork
Poppa- Man dats buu shit!!! Where is that lyin' bitch so I can show you how babies really get made??!!
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When it's really dark and you can't get it in the hole
Did you see Joe stork it at minigolf last night?
1. When young children ask their parent(s) where babies come from, the most popular lie *ahem* I mean response is to say, "Oh the stork bought you."
A stork is a large white bird which I know little about.
So basically your parents tell you that a giant bird grabbed a small baby in its mouth and randomly bought it to two people. Or one person as the case may be. In reality your parents probably had wild sex and your mom forgot her pill.
2. 'Stork' is also a brand of margerine which comes in round tubs.
3. It could also be a misspelling of stalk, when one person or persons obsess about and attempt to follow another person or persons without detection.
1. "Mummy, where do babies come from?"
"Oh the stork brought you."
"Do you think I'm stupid mummy, you charge £300 a go."
2. "Yumm, pass the synthetic butter...what's it called?"
"Stork?"
"Yes, I need to smother Stork over myself."
3. "I'm going to stork Jane tonight."
"You mean stalk?"
"Oh shush I'm talking aloud, you can't hear my misspelling!"
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stroking ones penis to increase length and girth in an attempt to impress peers.
Conner quit storking your dick you tool.
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The newest internet meme viral craze; a bit like planking and owling, except you stand on one leg like a stork. You then take a picture and post it on facebook/twitter. The weirder the location, the better.
Yo dude take a photo of me storking on this police car!
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derives from the German work for erection ... thus it makes a lot of sense that the stork bring babies ..
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n. a tall, lanky girl who wears short-shorts, causing her legs to resemble long, slender stork-like limbs. Generally storks are stuck up bitches.
Guy 1: Dude, look at all those hot chicks in them shorts!
Guy 2: What, you mean those storks, those are some stuck up bitches.
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