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An 18th-century chess-playing automaton. The machine was later proven to have a hidden human chess master controlling its movements. The mechanical turk was showcased around Europe and America for over 80 years.
The Turk's final game in Paris was against Benjamin Franklin, who was serving as ambassador to France from the United States
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Sexual position in which the female partner is tied face down to an ottoman with knees touching the floor. The male partner thrusts from behind until the ottoman has reached the opposite wall of the living room. The male partner then spins the ottoman around and repeats the process. This continues until ejaculation is achieved and the female partner is rendered unconscious.
Turkish Coffee - Please see 'The Turk, anal'
Why did my chick leave your house covered in drywall and rug burns yesterday? You wanna know the truth? I gave her the turk and sent her packin'.
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Most commonly used to denote the name of a great sport player or player of any game. Unique in person.
"I heard that The Turk only comes and skates here on the first day of every other month" "Dude! The Turk is a legend. Did you see the 900 he did the other day?"
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a citizen of the country which gave the women the right of selecting and being selected before than any european countries in 1934.and turk males cannot marry to more than one woman.
i went to turkey and saw turks do not have tails as we supposed before
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The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.
Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.
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a euroasian nation who has no link with arabs -ON THE CONTRARY TO "THESAURUS OF UD- instead of a border neigbourliness. the reason turks are thought to be arabs may be because of the religion(islam) of both nations, even turks are secular public.
turks and jews as being two pal nations hate arab terorrism .
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He went to a party, then was grabbed roughly from behind, turked, and woke up the following morning in a shopping trolley in Tesco's car park.
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