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Sex position , one heats up a curling iron with hot hands or hot water , and then a glass dildo in ice , rotate the tools in a persons anus going hot to cold then cold to hot , fire and ice in your ass
John did the Valhalla for the first time last night, and his Asshole will never be the same
From the Norse "Val" meaning warrior or hero, and "halla" meaning hall. This was one possible afterlife for those who believed in Norse Mythology, where you went if you fought and died in a hopeless battle for an ideal. This afterlife was not eternal, however. On the day of Ragnarok, you would fight and perish alongside the gods.
Valhalla is where heroes went when they died, not where the gods lived
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The Golden Hall. Odin's very own Hall of the Slain. The place a Valkyrie would take you if you died with honor on the battlefield. Where all of the Einherjer would feast every day and fight to the death every night in preparation of the Ragnarok.
Odin! Take me home to Valhalla!
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the 'heaven' of the norse men.
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
Lo there do i see my father.
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
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For Valhalla is when you are having sexual intercourse with a girl (or a guy) and you want to step up your kinky side and grab a knife and stab your self in the chest while screaming out for Valhalla whilst viscously fucking them until you either cum of bleed out and if you cum you may survive if not you will be remembered in Valhalla and the great sexual king.
"baby I want to step this up I think I'm gonna perform For-Valhalla tonight to show my love for you and my manliness
The BEST runepure/main clan in runescape, they claim to be a runepure/tank clan but half of their tanks are melee based. Valhalla is full of nerds like shadow kool1 and they fail at life. This clan was founded by an ugly asian nerd named elvin, he also fails at life.
Dude i heard VH suck balls! Valhalla Noobs!
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A tatto studio in Lublin, Poland IT is known for having a big prices of tattos but a good quality.
I have been to Valhalla. But its was to expensive. Decided to make PI tatoo in Green Hornet tatto studio.