the woody

The greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced orgasm. The signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. God's gift to the stoner population of sacramento. Roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and Beach Hut's BBQ sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. Eating anything else is like wiping your ass with sand paper.

Beach Hut attendent: "Hey, what can i get for you?"

Spennny:"can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink"

Beach Hut attendent:"would u like me to rub your balls as well?"

Spennny:"no thanks, i'll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be."

The Woody is my savior.

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woody

(n) A wooden roller coaster

I like steel coaster, but I prefer the classic woody.
see also woodie

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Woody

A talented Rocket League player with a tilting, demolition-heavy playstyle. Woody will attempt demolitions in scenarios that seem counterintuitive to the current positioning META but often creates opportunities for his teammates to score. Woody has over 90,000 total demolitions in his Rocket League career. He often gets called “absolute dogshit,” “a fucking giga-rat,” “talentless cuck,” and more because for some reason the average rocket league player can’t handle being taken out of the game for three seconds. Woody has probably received more death threats and has been told to kill himself more times than perhaps any other Rocket League player.

Woody: *demos opponent*

Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Woody you absolute piece of shit. I hope your mom gets cancer and everyone you love dies in a house fire. I hope your dog gets hit by a bus.”

Woody: *spawn demos snowflake opponent thrice consecutively*

Snowflake opponent: “Go fuck yourself” *Leaves the match*

Woodying

Over exaggerating I.E Ryan Lochte

Ryan Lochte has been accused of Woodying

woodie

An erection.

Look at that donkey over there. His woodie is quite magnificent.

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Woodied

To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.

"Dude, you were so woodied last night"

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woody

erect penis

"she was so hot, I sprang a woody"

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