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A beauty of a man. Majestic, yet humble. Strong, yet silent. Loud, yet lovable. Here are some facts about Abdi:
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If you have five dollars and Abdi has five dollars, Abdi has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Abdi's computer. Abdi is always in control.
Apple pays Abdi 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Abdi can sneeze with his eyes open.
Abdi can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Abdi is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Abdi destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Abdi can kill two stones with one bird.
Mark:"Who's that gorgeous, elegant, smart, beastly man over there"
...Mark dies for not recognizing rule number 1 of life. Know who the Abdi is.
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Name, used excessively by Somalians. Usually with an add-on. Also taken on by Afro-Americans.
Immigration -So what are your boys names?
Father -Abdikerim, Abdikhalif, Abdisalaam, abdi-abdi, Abdi-A, O.G. Abdi, and The Original Abdi.
Immigration -That's a lot of Abdis'.
Father -Yes.
Immigration -I take it your Somali?
Father -How did you know?
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To be amazing and cool. Swag at a whole new level. Loved by many, hated by some, confronted by none. The incredible level of someone with this name is just unimaginable.
How did you do that? Youre so Abdy man
Hes a social outcast, man. So not Abdy
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A Somali with the FATTEST forehead you have ever seen in your life, when the light shines off an abdi’s forehead it is as if Jesus himself is shining upon you
Ay look it’s abdi, WARRIOR WARRIOR
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A somalian individual who makes very questionable decisions and has a very big forehead
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Abdi is sexy with a fat and long wood and lady’s love him also mums and people girlfriend so keep mums lady’s girlfriend indoor because abdi will take them he is kind a good friend.
Who’s that touching my mum it must be an abdi
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Abdi is a sexy and hot person he is also a lovely friend he is there when you are upset and is really funny . Once you get hold of a abdi never let go of him because you will never find another one
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