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When a man is having sex at the top of a flight of stairs then spits on the females back then when she turns around you blow it in her face then spartan kick her down the stairs and yell avalanche.
Yo, dude what happened last night I heard someone fall down the stairs? Yeah dude I gave that girl The avalanche
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when your fuckin a girl at the top of the stairs and right when you cum, you boot her ass down the stairs and yell avalanche!
Jon sent that bitch on The avalanche last night.
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When two guys are having sex at the top of a staircase. Right as the "giver" (aka man on top) is about to erupt, he pushes his partener (the "taker") down the stairs as hard as he can yelling "AVALANCHE!".
*note: if done on top of a sleeping bag, this move works like a gem.
Guy #1: "Dude, what happened to your nose?"
Guy #2: "I bumped it last night while gary was giving me the avalanche."
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The weirdo's who sung "Frontier Physciatrist"- which rules.
Got the bockily, bock it down on me
Got the bockily, bock it down on me
Is dexter ill, is dexter ill, is dexter ill
Is dexter ill today, mr kirk, dexter’s in school
I’m afraid he’s not, miss fishborne
Dexter’s truancy problem is way out of hand
The baltimore county school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system
Oh mr kirk, I’m as upset as you to learn of dexter’s truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I’m afraid expulsion is the only answer
It’s the opinion of the entire staff that dexter is criminally insane
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! what does that mean?
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let’s have it to you
On the count of three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
Avalanches is above, business continues below
Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! bit , bit bitches and the indians and, fron, frontier psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend i’d... the violin, violin, violin ...
Frontier psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You’re a nut! you’re crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? that boy needs therapy
I’m gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Ranagazoo, let’s have a tune
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth
Frontier psychiatrist
Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !
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The act of "skeeting" on a girl's face, and then pushing her down the stairs.
Jimmy just gave Katrina an avalanche!
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The act in which two white males, after performing simultaneous fellatio upon one another, engage in a passionate kiss to suffuse the collected seamen between the two oral cavities.
Billy and Kenny celebrated their 3 year anniversary with a night filled with passion only to finish with the sharing of an avalanche before drifting off to sleep in tender embrace.
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The ability to flood city streets with crack/cocaine.
I can make it avalanche n I ain't talkin chevy trucks-jeezy
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