the barfly

A variation on froggy style whereby the upper half of the female's body is resting on a bar (or other such structure). The male stands behind the lass, who must then wrap here legs around the males body to keep from falling. Bouncy bouncy ensues.

So I walk into the bar right, and I see Dudley giving this babe the barfly! And I was like "No way, it's Dudley Langenegger, and he's giving some babe the barfly!" and he was like "I'll have a gin and tonic" and the babe was like "better make that two!" and I was like "Go Dudley!"

7👍 4👎

barfly

A female (usually white trash) who acts slutty at a bar looking for attention.

415👍 207👎

barfly

an annoying slutty hick/redneck bitch that lives in bars, the barfly is usually 35-40 years old and looks like a complete shitsack, usually because of her ugly spagetti hair and smeared make up.

goddamnit! courtney love is such a fucking barfly!

116👍 102👎

barfly

An old crusty done man who does sweet FA apart from getting shitfaced and asresholed in a generally run down pub, bar or tavern.

See the f*@king shape of yer man, nothing but a barfly

51👍 78👎

Barfly

A skank who loiters around at bars waiting for guys she doesn't know to buy her drinks. More times than not once this skank is pretty sauced up she will end up leaving with one of these men and getting plowed.

Did either of you guys end up railing that nasty barfly at the Ugly Broad last night?

4👍 2👎

barfly

also.-bar fly
dem nasty, rowdy lookin', featherd wordwolf hair/wolf hair middle-aged females that "fly" from bar to bar lookin' for dick an' such from just about anyone.

"Damn that bar fly be lookin' haggard!"

35👍 71👎

barfly

A species of botfly that is attracted to the scent of alcohol. Its life cycle is similar to the botfly, however, the barfly lays its egg on the skin of unconscious drunken patrons in bars and clubs. Once the maggot is hatched, it bores into the skin of the victim and develop over the course of 6 weeks while feeding on the victims flesh. It then pupates and develop into an adult in another 2 weeks, the adult then fly away. The bar fly has been known to excerbate the effects of a hangover

"Dude! Shit man, a barfly must have laid an egg on you while you were passed out! There's a maggot crawling out of your arm!"

28👍 65👎