The Bicycle Seat

When your bend your boner back so that you lightly tickle your butt hole.

Last night all i did was The Bicycle Seat.

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bicycle seat face

A face with a defined jawline, or a face you might just wanna sit on.

Person 1: Know anyone with a bicycle seat face?
Person 2: Pete Davidson, the Dolan twins, Colton Haynes, and Tan France 💦

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bicycle seat sniffer

A prison term for a pedophile.

I'm room mates with another parolee and he never shuts the fuck up. He's a little off. I think he might be a bicycle seat sniffer.

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sniff a bicycle seat

to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances.

Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.

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