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When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off
Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids
A smart hairy little bugger who knows the true meaning of life.
If you give my chimpanzee a banana you will make him a happy chimpanzee.
My chimpanzee sign-languaged that if you call him, George Walker Bush again, he's gonna APE yo ass.
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Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee
Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.
A common name for two aniamal species in the genus Pan. An animal that is very closely related to human beings.
A human being that looks, acts, or thinks like a chimpanzee.
See also, Bush, George W.
The current occupant of the White House is a Chimpanzee.
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intransitive verb,a violent unprovoked response,to go all out ape shit on someone for no reason...
Dude, she just went all Chimpanzee on me....
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Chimpanzee, often shortened to chimp, is the common name for the two extant species in the genus Pan. The better known chimpanzee is Pan troglodytes, the Common Chimpanzee, living primarily in West, and Central Africa. Its cousin, the Bonobo or "Pygmy Chimpanzee" as it is known archaically, Pan paniscus, is found in the forests of the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The Congo River forms the boundary between the two species.
Look, theres a Chimpanzee.
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A commonly used safe word when training with a giant powerbear when a chimpanzee is nearby in order to teach a moral lesson later on in the story arc.
Powerbear: If you ever need help say chimpanzee
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well