The Clock

When you ask someone to look at your cock, then smack them upside the head with a clock. Then you loudly yell, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!" Then you rip a fat dab over their unconscious body.

"I was going to have a fun time last night, but then he decided to do The Clock."

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Clocked

Predominantly used in London.
To 'clock' is: to realise, to catch on, to notice.

1.) Shit! he clocked that i stole his phone.
2.) She clocked that something was wrong.

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clock

used in gay vernacular especially among drag queens

to call out someone's flaws, to uncover or reveal the truth in a situation or one's true gender

I saw through her! She was a fake! And I clocked it! I am Nurse Clock-a-bitch!

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On the clock

"On the clock" refers to when one is getting paid by the hour and any setbacks are viewed in a positive light, because the longer the job takes the more you get paid.

Ryan: "dammit, we've hit every single red light on the way!"

Kevin: "don't worry about it chief, we're on the clock!"

Ryan: "nuff said."

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clock

1) To regard an act or object.
2) The act of hitting a person.
3) A gauge, such as a speedometer.
4) To gauge, to estimate, to time.

1) You clockin' that hot AMG?
2) Try to steal my AMG, I'll clock you.
3) These new 340 km/h AMG clocks rule!
4) Cop clocked me at 340 in my AMG!

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clocked

Observed, recorded, noted. Possibly related to determining the speed of a car by using a stopwatch to time its travel between two fixed points, such as "He was clocked doing 60 in a 45 zone".

"Hey that guy keeps eyeballing your iPod." "Yeah, I already clocked him."

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clocked

Beaten, bashed, punished. To hit someone.

"Shut the fuck up before I clock you."
"He waz gettin' tough, so I clocked him one."

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