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The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.
Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"
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1. n. Something that is better than the rest.
2. n. Something that will stop any debate on the subject.
1. Man, your car is a corker.
2. Jude just gave that corker of a speech and we all shut up.
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Someone who uses a cork in their anus to hold their feces for a excessive amount of time.
It is considered an "honor" when they chose an establishment to uncork in.
A corker stopped inside my diner today and blessed my bathroom with their uncorking.
top quality, nothing can beat it, classic.
that joke was a corker......
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Irish
Meaning, essentailly, an odd, unique, peculiar, special, etc. person.
Simliar to "You're a trip"
Not necessarily bad, though not good either.
You're a corker <insert name here>.
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A type of bowel movement; after strenuously attempting to deficate a single hard poo, the cork, explosively escapes and allows gas and a slurry of feces to follow.
Been trying to shit for the past 3 days, finally went earlier today and I've gotta say - it was a corker.
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An angry little man with self hate issues. He has a penis so small it is the shape and size of a cork. He is so desperate to shag women, he dry humps them into submission.
He tried to shag Rachelle last night, he is such a little corker.
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