A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.
"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"
"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"
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Damn bitch, why you so pissed off today, are you riding the cotton pony or some thing?
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"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".
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A maxi pad.
Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.
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Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.
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having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
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A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).
I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.
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