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When you're fucking a girl from behind, you tell her you're going to cum and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you cum on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.
I wanted to do the Criss Angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves I needed to do it.
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1)to be mind f*cked. 2) ones mind being f*cked.
Being talked to by a random male/female in a British accent all night. Then at the end of the night they talk in their normal accent. One would respond to this by, "Dude you just Criss Angeled me."
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modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...
CrissAngel.com
Criss Angel is awesome.
Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!
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one of the greatest illusionists ever (in my opinion)
this man is beautiful,
very talented
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A man who is obviously a closet homo, and uses creative camera angles and middle aged women to give him credit as an "Illusionist"
"I am Criss Angel. Where is my eye liner and hair gel?"
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Middle aged man who dresses as a goth kid and is an ideological Bigot.
"Who is Criss Angel?"
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