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The crouton

When you take a French baguette, shove it up a girls vagina until she cums and then eat it.

I didnโ€™t only toss that bitches salad, I gave her the crouton too

by Chroncat July 12, 2018


croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

by yorrick hunt February 2, 2008

233๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Croutoning

Croutoning (verb) is used to describe someone who uses their higher authority to silence any opinions or opposite views - including innocent jokes - that they do not agree with. This can range from being fired due to a higher up not agreeing with you all the way down to being banned from an online server because you like a different type of cake. Usually, people who Crouton regularly end up reverting the silencing and claim that the action was a 'joke', then proceed to do the same action three minutes later.

People who Crouton also regularly jump to conclusions about conversations, and not let anyone else speak but themselves.

Croutoning can also be used as a noun (Crouton) for situations where you are describing their actions. The word 'Croutoning' comes from how croutons are very weak and fragile.

Kyle: "Hey I just got banned from the Discord server for disagreeing with the moderator!"
Jeremy: "Don't worry, he's only Croutoning right now."
Kyle: "What a twat."

or

"That blog owner's really acting like a Crouton right now."

by ondi December 8, 2021

26๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


crouton

The drummer of the band Family Force 5

Man, Crouton's one awesome drummer.

by MooMonster June 6, 2007

68๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


crouton

a thing to call people if they are being stupid

Billy is an incompetent crouton.

by DoYouKnowDeWey? January 13, 2018


Crouton

Crouton originally is derived from the Canadian word "Crout." and is generally adopted by a select few in Lille. It is used as an insult and is generally well accepted.

You Sir are a crouton

Stop being a crouton

You are a Garlic and Herb crouton

by CroutonKing February 13, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crouton

Something you put in cup a soup.

Wow thats one mighty big crouton you have there.

by Darren McWilliam March 1, 2008

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