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An amazing film that I star in as that one screaming monster in the background.
Guy: what’s that amazing film that has weird creatures and a dumb plot?
Other guy: oh that’s the dark crystal.
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is a woman who has graduated beyond the white trash phase and metamorphed into a greasy, puss-filled piece of anal cheeze. She has multiple lovers mainly including animals such as dogs, rats, and gerbils. She has low self-esteem and gets her jolly's from crappin' her panties and smelling her fingers. You can find her beggin' for change under the Atlantic City boardwalk and performing sexual favors for a vile of crack.
Yo bro, you bang that chick and your dick is not only going to fall off....but it will create a secondary demon head full of warts when you touch that Nasty Dark Crystal!!!
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