The Dick Zoom

When you're wathing porn and the camera zooms in on the dick.

Man, I really hate the dick zoom. I don't want to see dick in HD.

Zoom Dick

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call

Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.

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zoom dick

When you’re on Zoom and you think the camera is off, so you whip it out.

Employee 1: What happened to Reuben?

Employee 2: He got fired for zoom dick during a conference call.