The Female

The opposite of a regular human, which is often referred to as "The Female"
"The Female" is the very thing that's made everyone homophobic, because without them gay sex would be natural.

Brad: "Dude, did you see The Female over there?"
Jeremy: "Yeah, they're the reason we didn't truly develop!"

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female

Iron Man.
"Fe" is the element name for iron on the Periodic Table of Elements.
"Male" is a man.
Thus, put together "Fe" and "male" and you get "Female".
Put together "Iron" and "man" and you get "Ironman".

Dude 1: Man, I hooked up with this amazingly FINE female last night.
Dude 2: *crying* ... Man I thought what we had was special!
Dude 3: *walks by* ಠ_ಠ

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Female

A yet-to-be-discovered pokemon.

Female? What kind of Pokemon is that? Sixth Gen?

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female

1. A girl
2. Not of the male gender

Dude#1: Hey, look, there's that girl Maria!
Dude#2: That's a female?!?

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Female

Most definately the finest thing ever created

Gosh that female with the brunette hair is stunning

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female

Meaning no or without nuts. Not wanting nuts on something.

Dude 1: I like to get the female Midnight Madness at Jerry's Deli.
Dude 2: What do you mean?
Dude 1: I don't want nuts on it.

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Female

one who understands the power of ice cream and fast food.

look at that female she's got ice cream and fast food she knows the power and happiness they bring

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