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A sex position similar to doggy style on a bbq grill while steaks are cooking beneath you
Jacob did The Garrett with the dog at the family barbecue
when a man lathers peanut butter ALL over his testicles, then encourages his two dogs to lick and nibble the peanut butter until he is completely satisfied.
Dude 1: hey, got any crazy good tricks up yo sleeve fo mb?
Dude 2: yeah try the garrett! it had me enjoyin my whole night!
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Garrett is chicken nugget king. Don't mess with his green beans either.
Garrett is so cool
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Garrett is the probably the most kindest guy you will ever meet, but he could be a pain in the ass. He has a great sense of humor, and is very fun to be around. Garrett is also very creative, and can be dirty minded some times. Garrett is a great friend and boyfriend he is there for you no matter what. He makes you smile even if you don't want to. He has a great personality and he smile all the time. Garrett is probably the best boyfriend ever. If you are his girlfriend you are very lucky because Garrett will be there for you no matter what, and if you are his one true love he will stick with you no matter how tempting these other girls might be. Garrett has the greatest smile ever, and has the most beautiful baby blue eyes. Garrett is probably one of the best friend and boyfriend anyone could ask for. Garrett is the most kindest person you could ever meet, but he could be a pain in the ass some time.
I am glad I am Garrett's girlfriend.
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Garretts can be the most genuine, kind guy you meet or the biggest asshole in the world. Usually the former. He is hilarious and talented. Loyal and intelligent. Great taste in all forms of entertainment, but acts condescending about it. He has adorable crazy hair and blue eyes that see right through people. Very indecisive. Comes off nerdy but still manages to get all the girls. Caution: you may fall in love. This would be very unfortunate because you could ruin the best friendship of your life. Note: you will often find Garretts around Daniels. He strongly dislikes the nickname Garebear.
"He's so mezmerizing." Girl one
"Yeah, totally a Garrett." Girl two
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An amazing person. He's smart funny and good lookin. He is misunderstood. He is a badass on the outside and a gentle caring sweet person on the inside, he has a dark but outright hilarious sense of humor. He is himself and doesn't care what people think. If you ever find a garrett keep him you'll be glad you did.
Wow that boy Garrett is pretty cool!
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Garrett's are the kind that will either rub you the wrong way at first, then win you over quickly, if he cares to. Or, you will click with him right away. You'll be confused when he's an asshole, and then on the same subject make you feel amazing, usually within' the same sentence. He's the kind to push you, because he believes in you. He'll smile that wicked smile, and your knees will go weak. He'll flip his hair, and send shivers down your spine. Oh, he also has a great ass. He's a cocky son of a bitch. He's a know-it-all, and knows it, gloats it. He'll make you want to learn, to better your self, to conquer the world. Thoughts of him, will push you to go further. Careful though, take care, you'll be head-over-heels in love before you realize, and because of this, you accept only being his friend. Taking the opportunity to form a great relationship. And absorbing all you can from him. He will be one of the greatest people you fall in love with, but an ever greater friend.
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