The Goomba

The act of a man slapping another person in the face with the head of his penis (a.k.a. mushroom stamping) after giving them a good messy ass fucking, leaving a smear in the shape of a mushroom, or in this case, a Goomba. The origination of this definition comes from the mythical creature dwelling in the Mushroom Kingdom of Super Mario Brothers games. In the original game for NES, the Goomba sprite was identical to the mushroom sprite, only it was brown and had eyes.

Yeah, buddy! I totally gave her The Goomba last night! She got goomba'd.

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The weirdest possible thing someone can yell out when they reach an orgasm.

"U like that b?"
"Yh.........oh...GOOMBA GOOMBA!!"

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Those weak enemies from Super Mario Brothers that walk in one direction and moves another direction when it bumps into something.

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Goomba

Sicilian or immigrant Italian term of endearment, used to mean a close friend

"Hey goomba I love how you dance the rumba
But take some advice paisano, learn-a how to mambo.
If you're gonna be a square you ain't-a gonna go nowhere."
Dean Martin, Mambo Italiano.

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Goomba

An Italian American, and only an Italian America, who has ties with the mafia or any goodfellas. He is in no way a gangster or a mobster himself. He sits down eating only pasta wearing vinyl suits and massive jewelry

Oh christ, look at Joe Pesci that goomba!

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Goomba

The hottest Mario enemy ever created and I would totally smash.

Did you see that Goomba?

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Goomba is the phonetic spelling of the term "cumpà", which is the way people from Southern Italy used to pronounce the word "compare", that is "godfather". From the original sense it was gradually extended to mean a friend, a partner, etc.

hey, goomba, what about a glass of wine?

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