The gopher

Putting your fingers in a girl's vagina and then popping your fingers out of her butt, sniffing around like a gopher.

Relax, she is pleased because i gave her the gopher.

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Gopher it

Gopher it - gophered it - gophering it

A Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thought

Synonyms: grow a sack and do it

Chiefly southern

"I think Pink didn't have enough of a 'gap', but she was DTF, and I decided to gopher it anyway"

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gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

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gopherment

1. a term reflecting the frequent tendency of government officials to suddenly disappear from public view when the spotlight of criticism shines on them, typically for a period of 1-2 days or until someone else's boneheaded antics capture the headlines

2. An instinctive and defensive reaction of an elected official to avoid a "whack-a-mole" reaction by their constituents

"Hey, have you seen Gov Stanford since his "hiking trip" hit the wires?"

"No, he seems to have ducked outa sight."

"Just like a gopherment official. Gone underground until someone else steals the limelight."

Gopher

Noun. Someone in a low-rank position. Usually used for low rank tasks. So called because of its sound-a-like to "go-for", as in to go for something, such as to go for coffee.

They basically are the peasants of the corporate ladder and do whatever the fuck their bosses say.

Everyone know that Mike is the gopher here, we even use him as a foot stool sometimes.

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Gophering

When desperately needing to go for a poo, the moment when it pokes it's head out of your bumhole and quickly goes back inside like a startled Gopher!

Heaven help me - I am Gophering badly and I need to lay a cable proto as the brown light is flashing!

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Gopher

A user of the programming language Go, created by Google. The brain behind the language basically describes Gophers as retarded children and I quote "They’re typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, probably learned Java, maybe learned C or C++, probably learned Python. They’re not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use them to build good software. So, the language that we give them has to be easy for them to understand and easy to adopt."

I am a Gopher and Rob is our Lord.

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