The Great Canadian

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry

*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

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the Great Canadian fridge

Place to keep your beer cold during a party in Canada 6-8 months of the year i.e. outside on the patio, deck, porch or terrasse.

"Great party! Where should I put the beer?" "Just put it in the great Canadian fridge."

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Great canadian fishhook

To be balls deep in your girl, and then you take two fingers and insert them into her anus and form a hook with them. Use those fingers to anchor her down as her legs are wrapped around you.

Jim - "Hey fred, so i was balls deep in your mom last night..."

Fred - "Did you give her the 'Great Canadian Fishhook'?"

Great Canadian Promise

A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!

I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.

All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise

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Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.

Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.

Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!