the hammes

When you feel the need to jerk off in the school bathroom you ask your teacher to leave class strip in the hallway and hang your cloths over the stall and jerk off until the teacher realizes you have been gone for 45 minutes so then you get caught cracking a nut in the school bathrooms

I pulled the hammes today at school

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Hamm

a slang word for "big pimp" or "great and powerful"

that guys got a lot of chicks. He must be a Hamm

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Hamm

It is a small colony outside of Turkey, where people are particularly adorable.

Is that new kid Jared from Hamm? He is particularly adorable.

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HAMM

Acronym for "Hot American MeeMaw". A woman who is old, but totally hot, either because she gives great advice, or because despite being old she is still sexy.

I'm setting Pepaw up with a HAMM.

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HAMM

Hot Ass MotherFucking Mess

Watch out here comes HAMM. Man that bitch is so ugly!

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Hamme

Quick pronunciation of the command 'Hand me'.

"Hamme the remote, Ima change the channel."

"Hamme the ball Jefferson, you're out of the game."

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HAMM

Hard.As.Mykal.Moody

Man that dude is going HAMM

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