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When you shoot a load onto a fat black person while a small child watches.
I pulled the Harambe on that ho while her lil' Timmy watched. What dat mouf do?
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The Harambe is a sex position in which a man stands, one leg on the ground and another on a chair or table, and proceeds to insert his fists into a woman's vagina and anus. While this happens, the woman bends sideways and gives the man fellatio.
"My girlfriend only let us try The Harambe after I told her I wanted to do it 'for Science.'"
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When you dress yur wife or gf up in a gorilla outfit and put them in a crib. Your then paint your dick like a banana and proceed to shoot your load in her face when she climbs out and gets to close.
My wife has been looking for a new face cream. I decided it was time to try out the harambe so that she could rub my load into her face.
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An innocent gorilla that was killed because some stupid mother couldn't keep track of her child.
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The belief that the Gorilla shot on the 28th of may (Cincinnati Zoo) is truly a being of divine power, or a deity. It is often practiced in extremism.
Dicks Out For Harambe
Guy 1: "Dude whats with everyone saying 'dicks out for harambe' lol it was just a Gorilla"
Guy 2: "How dare you mock Harambeism, You fucking Heretic! dicks out! dicks out!"
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My best friend. Some idiot was blind and didnt see their stupid kid go into his cage. Harambe was trying to carry the kid out of the cage but dummies killed him and now he lives too far away now in heaven. He was my bae and now he's gone!!! It's over isn't it, why can't I move on...
He will come back and haunt the stupid parents, the kid, and his killers, he will represent the code of harambe, an eye for an eye, because he will kill them too and send them to hell. He will reside in the afterlife where I will see him again 100 years later because I too will become a legend.
1 like=1,000,000 prayers
I remember harambe, do you?
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Dead.
I was at home eating dorito when phone ring
"Harambe is kil"
"no."
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