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When defecating you need to use so much force you brace you self between the walls. Just like Han Solo does in Star Wars when trapped in the Trash Pit.
Dude I didn't think that shit was gonna come out, I had to use The Harrison.
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A seduction maneuver that trades subtlety for passion. Instead of waiting to see if you can negotiate an end of the date kiss, wait until your partner is in the middle of a sentence, grab her (or him) by the hair, and stick your tongue down their throat with such molten passion they forget what they were saying.
Ideally followed by continuing the conversation and the date as if nothing happened, while watching them try to recover their senses.
It just gets so dark so early- *the Harrison is employed* --um, I, hmm?
A phrase used to turn around any bad situation to show the bright side. Used by optimists trying to make people feel better! :)
Here are some examples of harrisonisms:
You might not have made the football team, but at least you have more time for homework! :)
There might be a test today, but at least that means we don't have a lecture! :)
A person who is very friendly at times but can be easily annoyed but is also easily pleased. A ladies’ man who prefers to be in serious relationships and loves hugs and romantic moments. Tends to adore music and ALWAYS talks about it or sings it and the girl that goes out with him is just about the cutest girl you’ll meet.
Wait, is that Harrison? Ha, not surprised she’s with him, he’s adorable!
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the most caring, and loyal boy you will ever meet. will fall for you in a heart beat and will give you butterflies in seconds. once you have him be careful, they’re rare. always keep a harrison in your life because he will give you more support and love than ur momma
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The most amazing boy you'll ever meet, kind to everyone, hottest looking guy you've ever seen, best style ever, makes your heart sink every time you look at him, always makes you happy no matter what state your in, gives you butterflies every time you see him, can always put a smile on your face.
have you ever met harrison? well you should because he's the most amazing person you'll ever meet.
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Inadvertently getting fucked over by someone you made plans with, who has no malicious intent.
Hey didn't you have plans with with Harrison today?
Yeah, but he canceled for a smash tournament.
Ha! You just got Harrisoned.