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A hilarious take-off on Blackploitation genre films such as Shaft--a Jewploitation flick starring Adam Goldberg as the title character, the Hebrew Hammer.
Have you seen The Hebrew Hammer?
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When your standing up and banging a chick while holding her calves to either side of your waist with the back of her shoulders on the ground. You must yell, "Shalom Biatch" at every 5th thrust during the encounter.
I deployed The Hebrew Hammer on that chick last night.
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While fucking a chick from behind the you donkey punch her in the back of the head. When she turns around to bitch at you because it hurt you circumcise yourself and throw the foreskin in her face. Upon doing that you yell OPAH!!! and run away. All of this is done whilst wearing a yamaka...(this can only be done once)
So last night i gave Shirley The Hebrew Hammer...obviously she's pissed at me.
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A Orthadox Jew Version Of Shaft. Like Undercover Brother But Jewish.
"Hammer, your the baddest Jew this side of Telavive!"
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The penis of a master Jew that has both girth and length.
-also known as the Jewish Junk and the Kosher Killer
Woah! Look ladies it's the Hebrew Hammer.
Hey whats up Hebrew Hammer?!
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The act of shitting in a sock, and then approaching one of your sleeping mates,and then proceeding to put said poopsock on his foot
Henry got Hebrew Hammer'd!
Avoid the Hebrew Hammer!
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A bad ass Jewish person. Like the Jewish version of Shaft. Can be seen wearing some Jewish bling. He comes to do some good, help his brothers in the chhood (must add flem noise to beginning). Has the ability to nag someone to death.
Watch out for the Hebrew Hammer!!!
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