The Hib

The sex act; the act of having sex.

I love to do the hib all night long.

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Hib Hib

A slang term to describe someone who is like 30 years old but speaks like a teenage girl. They are also ugly and they dress like a homeless child molester.

Don't look, it's a Hib Hib! Hide your identity!

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hibs it

In sport - To fall at the final hurdle. To snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. To go on a bad run of results just when you are a stick-on for winning the league.

Derived from Hibernian Football Club's (wee team in Edinburgh) unerring ability to shoot themselves in the foot. An example being the Scottish Championship/ Premiership playoff final in season 2013/14. Hibernian 2-0 up and cruising from their away tie at Hamilton then contrived to lose the home leg 0-2 and lose the tie on penalies. Hilarious stuff.

Looks like the home team are going to Hibs it here John.

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HIB

1. Hot Incompatbile Bimbo (female)
2. Highly Incompetent Bro (male)

When you have a HIB in your life, you're in for a bad time. Not now, not today, not tomorrow, but one day you will wake up with a realisiation that there is someone better for you.

Logan married a really hot girl with D cups who religiously squats in the gym. Only after a year he realized he has spent all his money on her make up and clothes and now he wants out. He ended up with a HIB!

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hibbing

to make the most and best of what is possible romantically
and be content

"we are hibbing it this time"

HIB

A herpes infested bitch... usually very grimey

- synonyms- slut/whore/

" wow, that girl is such a hib!"

" did you hear what the hib did last night?!"

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hibs

Name for a group of hibees. Who are a sad lot of Nomads from leith who enjoy their days most with a needle in their arm. see Tramp, Jakey,

"Lets all laugh at hibs" 5-1

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