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When a man masterbates with one hand while simaltaniously penetrating his anus with a dildo. Both hands should move in the same direction at the same time thus mimicing the motion of paddling a Kayak.
Last night I did the Kayak and my booty is so sore!!
The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.
If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.
Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.
Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”
Whitewater kayaking- For the man who has nothing left to loose. Most great whitewater kayakers have next to nothing and have spent at least a summer living out of their car. White water kayaking is dominated by ADHD young adults who want nothing more than to be racing down a mountain through constantly changing rapids while strapped into a plastic tub.
Squirt boating- Sometimes riding on top of terrifying class V rapids isn't enough. Squirt boaters sink their kayaks and ride under the water through crazy rapids. They come up every once in a while to catch their breathe but that's pretty much it. Soon squirt boaters will be extinct due to natual selection. *Maybe the only group of people in the world that smoke more weed than snowboarders per capita*
Playboating- Standing waves form in many rivers. Playboaters find those waves and surf them all day long. As boats become better and kayakers become better, new tricks are created all the time. Playboaters enjoy cartwheels, loops and blunts (The trick and the other one).
Sea Kayaking- The sport for the man who is content with his life. Can be very tame (Gulf of Mexico) or as tricky as an easy whitewater river (Washington). Finally, a boat that can carry a full keg (or 5).
Recreational kayaking- includes fishing, having fun at the beach, kayaking easy rivers or just having fun at the lake. The gateway drug to the other types of kayaking.
Hurricanes mean two things in Houston: No school and finally enough water to go kayaking through backyards, golf courses and off that ledge you have always imagined as a waterfall.
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To talk excessively without notice of audience's disinterest; to tell a longwinded story
Kelli kayakered my ears off last night.
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A verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. This is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. One also screams "KA-YAK" while swiping a victim.
"That nagger, Laura, wouldn't pay attention....so I gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!"
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kayak
1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking
2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.
Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower?
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!
Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
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Similar to the act of motorboating, but with a smaller pair of boobs. The face and mouth must go a farther distance between breasts, and therefore the motion becomes slower and more drawn out, like paddling a kayak.
Dude 1: I went out with a girl last night who had double Ds. I was motorboating those titties all night long.
Dude 2: Well, my girl is an A cup, but I still enjoy kayaking hers.
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