kiwi fruit

A small furry fruit from New Zealand. Brown and hairy on the outside, green and seedy on the inside. High in vitamin C with a sharp tangy taste.

Dan: Are you getting some kiwi fruit? They're BOGOF at Sainsburys.
Liz: Get that hairy egg away from me, man!!!

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kiwi fruit

A street name for a drug from the plant Marijuana. Usualy smoked through a bong or rolled in a joint.

Have you got the kiwi fruit?

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kiwi fruit

A New Zealand homosexual.

A Gay New Zealander.

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kiwi fruit

Why are you looking at the definition of kiwi fruit? You should know what that is unless you're like foreign or something.

seriously kiwi fruit is reaally basic

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the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.

Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again

gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.

I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit