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Pronounced like vagina plus microphone. Vagi microphone.
To hold a girl open and sing directly into her. There is a very small 3cho effect, which may vary on the size of the chamber.
Variation: Vagimic 69. I don't to explain that.
Pick a song you know well if you plan to do this and make sure it has little pauses so they start shivering after the first verse.
Country Roads is a great example. West Virginia (lick lick lick) Mountain Momma (lick lick lick). You know the rest.
I vagimiced Karen last night. Swedish death metal. She almost passed out.
Lumps on the penis which don't hurt or itch amd have been verified as non cancerous.
A treat for girls. A difficult operation to remove for guys.
But it is like those lumps on vibratory so as long as it isn't cancer, just leave there for kicks and thrills.
Dude I was scared. Lumps started forming on my little man. Anyway I went to the doctor, about 3 months later because I was nervous.
They put me in an MRI , worre gloves and diagnosed it. Apparently it is 55mm platelet with 6 lumps so the doctor looked very concerned.
Got the biopsy, no cancer. Just fun lumps.
Girls are worried at first. They think they can "catch cancer". I love Girls. "Of the floor is so flat" dumber the better.
Anyway they seem to like the little lumps a lot so win/win
Penola Canka
To brain (flip out a testicle) on a train platform as your friends are leaving on a train) or just waiting...)
Look up braining for more explicit definitions but you get the idea. It looks like a little brain.
My friend brained us to say goodnight after a great day at the beach. It was difficult to see and blurry so we uploaded it to FB, just to basically say don't do that Within 20 seconds he messaged us that his brain was already visible in Malaysia so of course we deleted it. Hilarious though. Apparently it is a traditional goodbye in South Park, Colorado. Most guys do it. He just didn't expect my gf to take a photo or for it to go viral in 20 seconds. The Colorado Farewell. Then they slide down a mountain with no skis or helmet backwards with a bag of gummies. Braining the whole way.
(v) To moon either am individua, shop or group using Zoom. A popular and safe method during the COVID lockdowns of the 2020s. Mask optional (secret zoomoon).
We went through drive through last night and apart from mez thr entire car did a silent zoomoon. Some against the rear windows.
A transitional condition where most of the penis.and possibly testicled have already been removed. Hiowevery is not 100% complete.
I am knobless now but they will.for that to heal them I probably have some more.suthrry time,,(,period BOOM) THEN I'm going straight to the girls change room flashing my new tits and vag and entering the 200m spring to get some respectta. ,,,, ,^_^
(n) a condition where a man has undergone surgery and his knob has been medically removed or just basically any sort ot dickhead who no one believes an an actual knob
I was speaking to someone fFran SanFranvwho lives a rental. They arre ver intrliignt end and I heard them use this term. Referring to to each other other people.who for large 8mtenrrnatinsl companies but cannot afford an apartment.
Knobless
(v) based on Pink Floyd's famous album, a helpful method in a bright city at night. There are many lights and maybe a full moon, so to darkside is to get at least 4 friends together and strategically place yourself near shop entrances, pull your pants down and moon tourists or locals silently. This provides something very dark to look at as they walk by and assists with their night shopping, returning home by taxi or simply walking around at night. A black hole in a city of glaring LED advertising and flashing lights.
As part of a tourist assistance group in Tokyo, we had 28 people darkside last night for over 2 hours, then went for dinner. They each took a 500ml bottle or two of water as it is tiring work. Many tourists passed by and were visibly removed to stop and state and escape rhe bright city lighting for the dark side of the moon for a few minutes before resuming their activities. Some even bought a drink and came back to sit down nearby and simply stare in to abyss for peace of mind.