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When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.
*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!
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The name you would be called after doing a stupid action.
"Aiden, you're such a lamppost!" His friends yelled at him.
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To give a lamppost is dragging ones sack over the opposite sexes face in an attempt to cheer them up. this is usually followed by some foreplay and then a 69 and or Doggy/Oral.
"Hey Sarah, you look quite down... would you like me to give you a lamppost
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Basically me and every other introvert who can't keep a conversation alive and ends up making the situation awkward. (Small talk -1/10)
Bill: "Damn Joe, you're a real lamppost when it comes to small talk."
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An L shaped arrangment of Rizla commonly used in the construction of a bifta.
"Do you want to make a lamppost"
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A person who often ignored by the mainstream community. In other side, they dont talk much to their friends or any relatives.
-In real world, i believe you dont pay attention to lamppost (literally), do you?
Regina is a student who skips classes for a month, she sees a new comer who is a new classmate since a week after Regina leaves the class...
Regina: hey Jim, do we have a new classmate today?
Jimmy: yeah, he was here when you were absent
Regina: so then how's the class now when he came here?
Jimmy: nothing much happened, he dont talk much to the class, such a lamppost...
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When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness
You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!