The Merp

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

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Merp

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

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Merp

Ussually used when there is nothing else to say, but can be used as a response to a yes or no question (or other types of questions) when you dont want to answer it. It can be used repeatedly to avoid answering a question.

Boy: "Wanna go out for a date tonight?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "What?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "Do you?"
Girl: "Merp."
Boy: "..."
Girl: "Merp."

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It literally means nothing ang

Sam: Lauren I love you
Lauren: merp merp

Merp

the sound a Sergal makes

also, praise the merp.

Sergal: Merp

every furry in a 30-kilometer distance: AWFUFFWIFOPOIPOI SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEE

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merp

a word said when an awkward conversation is happening to make things less awkward,quiet or can be used as an expression of saddness or to change the conversation

boy: wanna make out

girl:....um no

boy: merp

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Merp

Maybe I'll Eventually Respond Properly

A: Hey, what's going on?

B: My dog died

A: are you ok?

B: Merp

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