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the overland is giving a prostitue over the age of 35 a ride home without having intercourse. but before she can escape the grasp of the vehicle, she is made to strip down and put on a McDonalds work shirt and ask "How May I Help You Today". Then she is forced to service the driver of the automoblie with the following of choices:
The McGribbler: she slowly grasps the testicles of the paying customer, and puts them in her mouth. while in her mouth, she uses a varitey of condiments, ranging from mustard to thousand island dressing.
The McBitchWitch: the driver takes a handful of the prostites hair, and takes her head and slams it into the dash board while screaming "I am giving you the McBitch you dirty Witch". While all this is going on, he is masturbating into his hand, and while he is about to climax, he climax in his palm, and puts it on the dash board and rams her face into it.
The Mc BlowHard: A personal favorite, and most well known for its beginnging in the Williston, North Dakota area, the prostitute is given a enima of blended sandwhiches of the Mc Donalds dollar menu. (be sure to blend sandwhiches well, and mix with a large portion of orange/prune juice) once sandwhiches are made into a milkshake of delight, a large funnel is inserted into her fanny, and the nummmy liquid is pumped into her hooo-haw. Then with the delicious milkshake waiting in her rectum, one is required to kick her in the stomach as hard as possible, making her shit her pants with orange/prune juice, and ground up cheeseburegers. Then they are to force her from the vehicle and make her scream " I love the MC Blowhard Sandwhich, it makes me shit my pants", while walking back to the shitty street corner she came from. Then lastly, one is to run up behind her and slap her in the face with raw hamberger, and say, "No thats a Meal you bitch"!!!!!!
"That double crossing bitch is going to get the overland if she doesnt watch it"
"How much do you charge for the overland"
"You take cash or check for the overland"
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Overlanding is a group of people that talk about taking their heavily equipped vehicles offroading through tough terrain and off trail camping, but never do.
Hey bro, after I put thousands in my new truck I think I'm going to take it overlanding in my backyard. It's going to be epic.
This new rooftop tent cost me three thousand dollars, but will be worth if for the two times I use it during my overlanding trip behind Walmart.
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What we used to call a camping trip but it sounds so much more important.
Wow, you could use that van for overlanding.
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Wanna be off-roader. Drives an overloaded, way past GVWR 4x4 truck with everything but the kitchen sink bolted to it. Rotopax and other cool looking bling they won’t need at Starbucks or the Country Club. Also see Mall Crawler and Mall Squatters.
Bro, look at that Overland truck. It’s got more shit loaded on the roof rack than a gypsy wagon. That Overlander dude is wearing a shemagh with a slouch hat and jodhpurs. What a flippin’ poser!
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A town in Missouri where white-trash, the elderly, KKK members and gang members intermix. Oh and added 'r's in words like wash are a must.
"Hey Billy Bob, let's get Jarvis and walk to that there North West Plaza. I wanna look for some huntin' stuff cuz the Overland Walmarts is all out."
"I dunno Earl. Jarvis is warshing his dad's el camino and I heard there was a drive-by at the bus stop last Thursday."
"Well shucks, I guess I'll just keep shootin' squirrels with my bb gun."
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The second most populous city in the state of Kansas. Located in Johnson County, in the northeastern quadrant of the state. Major highways include I-35, I-435, and US 69. Corporate headquarters of Sprint, Applebee's Restaurants, and Yellow Transportation. Home of Johnson County Community College. Features two shopping malls, a convention center, an arboretum, and several mini malls, strip malls, restaurants, hotels, movie theaters, office buildings, and parks. Proud to be one of the safest cities in the United States. A pleasant place to live.
Wanna to go Overland Park?
Sure. What do you wanna do there?
Let's go to the mall.
Sounds good. I'll drive.
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Pretentious, shitty driver who pays extremely high taxes so they can have the most beautiful strip malls in the state. Irrelevant however because they only look at themselves all day oblivious to other people places and things. This is why they act entitled they haven't noticed they are just fucking Kansans that neighbor Gardner..? Come on ! Side note masturbation more popular than fornication. Terrible hair and awesome volvos
If this Overland Park doesn't move I'm gonna ram his Mercedes so he will look at something important
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