The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

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