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When a male fixes the bridge of a pair of glasses to the base of the shaft of his penis and enters an orifice of his partner.
I had a date with this dumb chick and when I took her home, I gave her The Professor.
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Riding a chick doggystyle wearing nothing but loafers and reading glasses. While upon ejaculation, yell out "that's an A+" and smack her ass with a yardstick.
Turtle: "I cannot wait to get that fenix back to the schoolhouse and show her the professor"
Barber: "Yeah, she's got that A+ talent"
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The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.
Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!
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Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
Why does Professor Connolly always put on a video right after I eat lunch?
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1.A person who thinks they are so much smarter than everyone else in the world.
2. A nerd with a giant ego.
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A person who is an expert at his or her field of study.
Professors do not have a degree in education or teaching.
Matter of fact, I don't know why the silly bastards are allowed to teach without a degree in education.
Want to know why Professors suck at grading? Because they were never taught how to grade...They were not taught how to teach.
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Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.
While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.
The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.
Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.
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