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At the moment of ejaculation, the guy punches the girl in the face giving her two black eyes, and then immediately runs out of her house and tips over her garbage cans.
Jesus busted a nut, punched Mary in the face, and then tipped over her garbage cans at the end of her driveway like the racoon he saw in that John Candy movie.
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(n) the act of exploring a neighboorhood with the express purpose of rummaging through people's trash or stuff set at the curb (usually in a vehicle for covering more ground, ease of removal) in order to find possibly valuable items; popular on weekends, nights before trash pickup
remember that lamp i found when we were out racooning last week? i found another one just like it at the thrift store yesterday!
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The act foraging for food late at night in your own kitchen while under the influence of marijuana. One must sneak about their kitchen searching for munchies while trying not to wake up others who are sleeping, such as parents, spouses or any other person that would not appreciate you waking them up as you search for food. One must look for food as quietly as possible by the light of an open refrigerator.
I woke my wife up last night when I was racooning. I accidentally slammed the microwave door after pulling out a really hot mini pizza.
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potential of a person to do immoral things like cheating, defrauding
a husband who cheats on his wife has a high racoonity
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A Small woodland creature... very nice ass, strange, scared, and amazing
damn look at racoon, she keeps sucking on her food for no reason
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To Racoon: to dig through a pile of trash or disgusting mess to find something important
Racooning: to sift or soft through a giant nasty mess
"If they throw out my Xanax, I will SO Racoon that garbage can!"
Ashley: gah!
Tiffany: what happened to you?
Ashley: just had to Racoon the dumpster at Chipotle - left my retainer on my tray
Tiffany: girl, you nasty
Yolanda: Did you f*ck her?
Dante: no baby! She just blowing up my phone stalking me. I ain't seen nobody but you boo.
Yolanda: I'm bout to raccoon ALL yo shit- you better PRAY you ain't left no nasty ass snaps anywhere cuz I WILL find em
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A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He then immediately runs out of her house by way of the kitchen, where he knocks over her garbage can.
"I totally racooned Carla yesterday! I bet that black-eyed bitch had to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after I left."
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