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The Rub

The bottom line; essentially, "This is what it comes down to." Mentioned in the movie "Swingers", subsequently mentioned in "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire."

Everyone has a different idea about how to fix the economy, but here's the rub."

"So that's the rub?" "That's the rub."

by Balkthor April 4, 2009

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The Rub

Irritation of the skin around the clambeard from a dudes facial stubble after bobbing for apples. Once commonly thought to be an STD.

Lindsay - "Remember that caveman who was walking down the hall? He totally gave me The Rub last night."

by TheRub March 24, 2009

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The Rub

What's your favorite method for jerking off? For me, it's something I like to call "the rub".
Though not as popular as other methods, when done correctly "the rub" can really be quite satisfying. "The rub" is where, instead of pumping away like the typical jerk off technique you see all the time, you rub the head of your penis back and forth across your lower abdomen.
One of the key differences between pumping and "the rub" is that your dick, hand, and stomach all need to be bone dry. You may need to keep a kleenex or two handy to dry up sweat and precum.
I recommend that any guy who has never tried "the rub" before give it a go and report back on how you liked it.

dude, i totally tried "The Rub" last night

by KMC- September 8, 2005

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rub rub

The term used when a male gives the female a massage just because he wants to and thinks thats the least she deserves. Rub rub will normally go on for about 1 hour, maybe 2 hours, depending on how fast the female falls asleep. Throughout the duration of rub rub, if the female gets thirsty, the male is inclined to go and get her a drink of nesquik to quench her thirst throughout the rub rub. And to clarify, the female should never have to give rub rub.

Female: I would like some rub rub
Male: Sure no problem, I thought you'd never ask

by snugglemypussy November 13, 2010

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rub it in

if someone rubs it in, they keep talking about something that makes you feel embarrassed or upset. I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in.

"I know I made a mistake, but you don't have to rub it in."

by Kempo September 21, 2007

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rubbing

using a furniture edge to masturbate

"Rubbing feels soooo good. I need to do it again!"

by The Lisssssssa June 4, 2006

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Rub That

Directions given to the girl from a guy in a dark theater usually in middle school

girl notices guy's boner and looks up into his eyes
guy: Rub That
girl molests her date through his pants while he longs for the opportunity to get head

Rub That requests are often given by guys who get longer thicker dicks sooner who hope showing dick will lead to oralness or anal with oral virgins. dick thinking blinds them to gross realities like many other guys having jizzed in her mouth just today risking getting jizz on dick or bonus std

guy: can I get head?
girl: maybe show me what you got
guy adjusts boner and drops trou
girl: nah your dick is too big
guy: it'll fit trust me
girl: too much lip stretch
guy: suck the tip some
girl: if you pass the magnum xl test you'll get some
girl: I'm gonna Rub That while we make out

by handie slut November 7, 2012

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