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A drunken homoerotic calf massage administered or offered under the guise of a friendly gesture. Often the solicitor is unaware of his own gaynificence and uses extreme quantities of wine to quell the burning desire for hot monkey manlove.
Maaaan shut the fuck up; I did NOT try to give you the salazar.
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Salazar is a Spanish last name typical of individuals from Latin America, especially Mexico. People with the last name Salazar tend to be Catholic or somewhat affiliated with the Catholic church. Like many Latin American families, Salazars tend to have strong family ties, speak Spanish as as their home language, and value education. Salazars have a sense of pride in their ethnic background and usually maintain various aspects of culture, tradition, and language even after successive generations are brought up American.
Male Salazars tend to enjoy soccer and other outdoor activities while female Salazars tend to make excellent mothers, wives, and girlfriends. Female Salazars are also good cooks and homemakers. Both sexes enjoy various forms of Latin dance, especially Salsa. Salazars tend to be independent thinkers, movers, and shakers. They are good in bed, good listeners, and loving partners.
"I am spending Valentine's day with the most perfect man in the world," person 1.
"Who is that lucky man," person 2.
"(male name) Salazar of course. I knew he was the perfect guy for me when I first laid eyes on him. I guess you can say it was love at first sight," person 1.
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a breakdancer in Dressed 2 Kill crew
shit son did you catch that 2000 to elbow planche to airchair that Salazar just rocked....dope.
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the ultimate bandana man. sings like a god. he sponsors supreme even tho he isn’t really sponsored by supreme. gains 1.5billion followers a day. put him on broadway thank you.
Me: wHOA george salazar’s Instagram sure in getting popular hahaha pls revive godspell
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A lil boy who wears the cutest glasses on Broadway. Known for musicals, Godspell, The Lightning Thief, & Be More Chill. We shall all worship this precious bean until he dies or gets kidnapped because he lives in NYC.
George Salazar is my best friend.
The act of fisting a persons ass followed by back-handing him/her in the face with with your poopy knuckles.
I was fisting this girls ass last night and she turned into a real bitch, so i gave her the 'ol dirty salazar. It was magnificent.
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The little shit from Resident Evil 4. He has grey hair and wrinkles that make him look old and he is so short he could be mistaken as a child, but like he said.. He is only 20.
Ah, did you say old man, Mr. Kennedy? It might come as a surprise but I'm only 20 years old."
"I have sent my right hand to dispose of you." - Ramon Salazar
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