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a disgusting and vile creature that prays on people in clubs, using the special 'semple walk' it approaches men from a distance, thrusting towards them, until either they run away; or it mounts them in public.
Tom: "which lad you reckon emilies after tonight?"
James: "dunno, collins maybe? oh wait no, there she goes, the semple's mounting her prey. poor guy, he'll never be able to wash that off."
Tom: "Torquebow!"
James: "Thats right tom, c'mon, the yellow bus is round the corner"
the act of sampling is to watch Shrek 2 whilst partaking in the act of anal.
Dan: hey Chloe would you like to take a trip to semple street with me
Chloe: I thought you would never ask, I will go get the lube
Some one who is UBER Uber ubeR COOL
She is so semple!!!!
He is simply Semple!!!
When something or Someone is making an effort, only poorly or without any real Enthusiasm for the thing they are doing, Taking its name from Bob Semple, the Inventor and designer of the Indigenous Tank, the Bob Semple.
Steve: "Did you see The Prime Minister's Speech yesterday?"
Brian: "Yeah, It was all Really Bob Semple."
The Bob Semple tank from new Zealand is EXTRA THICC
Look at her! shes as thicc as the Bob Semple tank
Tractor + Tinfoil + Hunting Rifles = .... Profit?
The panzer tank was getting fuckin rekt by a bob-semple-tank cuz obviously some Tinfoil on a tractor from New Zealand is the superiorest tank.
When someone cums all the way through another and kills them with ancient magic