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A sex technique where the recipient covers their penis in hot sauce, then the partner licks the hot sauce off.
My girlfriend wanted a spicy sausage. It burned my dick a lot.
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when a man is fucking a chick from behind and just before he cums he pulls his cock out and shoves his freshly chewed tobacco in her pussy and fucks her with his "sausage" again until he cums inside.
girl "that asshole john gave me a spicy sausage last night"
girl 2 "ouch, i bet that kinda stings a little huh"
girl "yeah, but later on I told Mark I would suck his dick
if he would give John a fuzzy musket"
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a sausage so spicy, you will say "that was a spicy sausage" in class.
the spicy sausage i had for lunch is still burning my mouth
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Phrase coined by Heath Ledger in the epic masterpiece Brokeback Mountain.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh! Oh yes, Heath Ledger! Oh! Oh yes! It's like a big sausage! Oh yes!
Heath Ledger: That's right, Jake Gyllenhaal. It is. It's a speecy spicy sausage! How do you like that?
Jake Gyllenhaal: Oh yes!
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When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.
"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"
A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.
Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"
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A whopper of a cock derived from the Italaian " Spicy Italian-a Man Sausage-a"
Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!
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