The Stench

The Stench

Though the crevices of the town of Monticello , folklore has been made, of smell so god awfully bad, people have started using the term "The Stench", to describe thou who shall not be named, as the mere mention of his name brings a foul order, one that can't be removed even using the strongest industrial products. No one knows, how the man that shall not be named, got such an ungodly smell. People have been left to speculate, how this order even complies with the laws of Physics, there is further research to be done. The best theory is that the man hasn't taken a bath since the Jurassic Period, explaining why he has an aroma similar to of dinosaur shit. We may never know, how this man has been keeping a persistent stench for god knows how long, but frankly I don't want to know.

Mike " Yo John, what is that awful smell"
John " Oh that, that's normal"
Mikee " Is that a dying corpse?"
John " No, that's just The Stench"

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The Stench

It is often reported that when one does not have sex for a long time other people can somehow unconsciously tell, and you become less and less likely to break your sexual duck the longer time goes on. This is due an odourless gas given off by desperate individual with severe cases of sexual frustration, commonly known as The Stench.

Manuels' not had sniff of action in 18 months, he is a lost cause, he is absolutely reeking of the Stench.

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Stench

a strong and very unpleasant smell.

Hey what’s that terrible smell? Oh it’s the stench Will Szumny.

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Stenching

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

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stench

Odor that lingers.

There is this strange stench of smegma near my anus! what a folly!

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stench

Unappealling aroma, possibly difficult to remove

"Jesus Christ, Barbara, the stench from your flange this morning is disgusting"

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Stench

A derisive synonym for "French".

Most often used by the British who despise their arrogant neighbors to the south, this term is borne of the French disdain for personal hygiene. As an example, the Stench invented the bidet, a device to wash your crotch, while leaving the rest of your body smelling like rotten eggs. Go figure.

Nigel: I sat next to this heathen on the Chunnel train to Paris today, and I got so sick I threw up.

Winston: Why was that, mate?

Nigel: I think this disgusting tosser was Stench.

Winston: Blimey, those people really stink.

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