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Entering the female you do the sound of going down a Warp Tunnel. During the act you play the underground music and shortly before finish off you speed it up to double-time. Depending on climax or premature ejaculation you can play the finishing and death tune, respectively.
bloke.nr1: I gave my girlfriend the super mario
bloke.nr2: Huh?
bloke.nr1: You know like… DUHDUH, DuhDuh, duhduh
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After taking magical mushrooms to "power up," you lay the pipe on a busty bitty. Midway through fornication, you pour hot sauce onto a smushed piece of bread in the form of a ball, then proceed to shove it in your partners mouth while yelling "It's me... MARIO!" The finishing touch, riding her doggy style calling her yoshi and demanding she spit the "fireball" out at your hallucinations while you bust a load in her and wave your wrench around in celebration of your newly conquered kingdom!
-Shit dude, i was tripping balls last night, i woke up with a thrown up piece of bread on my pillow and all my magic mushrooms were gone.
-Damn man, sounds like a good time, was there hot sauce and a wrench present?!?
-Hold on let me check... Yeah man, how'd you know??
-Classic! Sounds like you pulled the Super Mario last night on becky!! High Five! Next time you have hot sauce and shrooms handy try the Blazing Saddle too!
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The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide.
He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.
Mario's a drugged-up, pimped-out plumber.
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you're not serious, are you?
if you don't know who super mario is, you deserve to get hit with a rock.
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Leading Nintendo mascot.
Mario's alter-ego after munching on too many shrooms.
Luigi: Hey Mario
Mario: (Just finished his 4th shroom) That's a-Super Mario you son-of-a-bitch!
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A Person who always seems to have a better story to tell or who has done the same thing you have, only better. Hence 1upping you.
John: " I learned how to play the guitar when I was fifteen."
Johns Friend: " Dude, I was playing the guitar, drums, and writing my own songs when I was eight."
John: " Hey Super Mario, why are you 1upping me."
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(N.) A 4 foot, 200lb. Italian Plumber from Brookyn, NY who's been in about 30 video games. The plumber, who's said to be in his early 40's today, is the mascot of Nintendo, as well as their oldest employee (next to Donkey Kong Sr.)
Today, I was a tad disapointed when I played Super Mario sunshine.
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