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The Superman is an old trick performed to humiliate whatever skank or girlfriend you'd like to be rid of. You need some friends, a pillow case, and maybe some cameras for internet video production. After an evening of fun you wait until the mark is asleep and lying on her side. Take a pillow case, preferably red, and jerk off onto one end of it. Take the case and carefully hold it against her shoulders for a couple minutes until it's stuck good. Go out to the living room where your roommates/buddies are hanging out and set off the smoke alarm. Now yell very loudly "Fire!" and watch for the girl with the cape.
"I was done with that bitch and she wouldn't take the hint. Finally I gave her the Superman and sent the video to her parents."
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A sex act which during the male climax, he ejaculates so hard, he effectively blows off the head of his female partner. It is then required to turn, as if speaking to an audience, and say: "Wow, I guess I really blew her mind!" Then smile and wink.
As Superman was railing Louis Lane, he lived up to his namesake, and pulled the Superman; Louis really lost her mind.
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The act of having sex while the woman holds onto the bedposts and sticks her legs straight out (but with distance between them) while the man hold her body straight out during penetration...resulting in the female being in a superman-flight position.
Bob: "Wow, your sister must work-out."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Bob: "We were SuperManing last night for thirty minutes before her legs gave out."
Tom: "Fuck you man."
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Superman is a doggystyle or pronebone sex move where you either:
A: If the partner on bottom likes to be choked a bit - tie a sheet around their neck and after you cum, smack their ass SUPER hard and run away - the partner will give chase with the sheet trailing like a cape.
B: After cumming on their back, stick a sheet, or shirt to the cum. It will dry in place, when they get up they will have a cape stuck to their back!
Me: Last night, I superman'ed that ho I met on Tinder with her own shirt!
Friend: You huh?!
Me: I was hittin' it from behind and she said "Choke me", so I tied the sheet around her neck, after we both came, I smacked her ass really hard and ran away, she chased me with the sheet around her neck still and she looked like superman!
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First and greatest of superheroes, Superman has been going strong for 75 years and counting and has paved the way for all superheroes that have come since. Possessing both epic ability and epic virtue, Superman defines what it means to be super and inspires us all to be better versions of ourselves.
Superman flies high and prevails against evil with wisdom and might.
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When your banging someone and your sperm breaks through the condom
Crap man i supermaned last night and apperantly i got her pregnet
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Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back, you have officially supermanned that hoe.
Wa Me crank dat Souljah boy now superman dat hoe.
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