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take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"
who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit
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A vagina with all of the hair shaved off.
My brothers g/f has a surfboard.
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Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..
"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"
Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.
Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.
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Doing a chick doggy style, then both laying down flat, male on top of her while continuing to stroke. Not unlike riding a surrfboard in a face down horizontal position.
I was strokin that girl from behind for so long I got tired and had to finish by surfboarding her.
I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.
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The surfboard sex position is when the male lays flat and erect. The female then proceeds to stand over him with one foot on each side of his hips. Next, drop down, swerve on the wood and ride as if it were a surfboard. May also be performed in reverse if preferred
Fill the bathtub half way and I'll ride you like a surfboard.
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A girl who has small breasts, is flat.
"You don't like supermodels because of jealousy; you're a surfboard."
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noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.
Julia is such a surfboard i can't believe he thinks she's hot.
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