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This occurs when you find that your boyfriend/girlfriend's roommate is a far better match for you. This leads you to think of a plan to "switch" roomates. However, this is not an easy task. People during the middle ages were locked up for even thinking about it.
My jokes bounced off my girlfriend like superman but her roommate laughed hysterically. I then decided it was definitely time for the switch!
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The time in a man's life when his balls get tired and start hanging lower than the rest of the penis.
Alfie started working out a lot which bought the switch in early.
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In regions which require seasonal clothing, "the switch" is the act of switching out one season's clothes for another. It's very important not to do "the switch" too early or all the clothes you need will be in the basement, leaving you freezing or sweltering.
As Jane walked outside in her spring jacket into a blizzard, she realized she had make the switch too early.
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A person who vaccilates between dominant and submissive roles within sexual relations.
#1 Are you dom or sub?
#2 I like both. I'm switch.
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Often used mainly in Chicago as a slang for Glock pistol. There's a part called switch which swiches glock from semi to full auto which is very prevalent in Chicago
Hit his lil with that *switch* I bet that *switch* switch up his nerves
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A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".
John: "Did you have a date with that girl last night?"
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."
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Abbrev. "Brain switched on".
Someone who is switched on is alert and intelligent.
That Ohlsson seems really switched on. I think he has a lot of potential.
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