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To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion
Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts
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A "Toad" is a human with "Toad Like" Qualities.
Toads are stern, greedy and will Fuck You Over anytime they can.
Also, some people look like Toads as their "Troll Like" Qualities overtake their Appearance as they Get Older.
"Reiner is one, nasty Toad. He sure has Fucked over a lot of people in his day."
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(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )
His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.
Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.
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1. a person who is slow and lazy
2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything
1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.
2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.
Person B: don't be a toad
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A large woman who walks slowly down the street. The combination of her large size and slow speed make it difficult to pass her on a standard sidewalk.
A normally paced walker will easily catch up to the slow and wide walker, but, unfortunately, it will be nearly impossible to pass the slow and wide walker because the sidewalk is too narrow. The normally paced walker will have to stop to give the slow and wide walker space between the two walkers. Then the normally paced walker will catch up again, thus repeating the cycle. This repeated stop and catch up and stop action is similar to a toad is hopping slowly down a sidewalk.
Charles Wellington IV was late for his important Madison Avenue appointment because he got caught behind a toad off the subway. He could not pass her on the busy street, and the toad had no inclination that there was a man who was walking like a normal person behind her.
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general derogatory term used to denote a stupid, foolish, rude, or otherwise undesirable individual. among friends, can also be used affectionately. usually used as a noun, but can also be used as an adjective.
i can't believe you said that, you are such a toad.
get out of my way, you huge toad.
i'm sorry your parents grounded you, that is so toad.
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1. What Lando forbids.
2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.
Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.
Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?"
"JUST ONE."
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