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The medieval version of the donkey punch.
I wasn't making any ground when we were playing siege the castle so I gave her the trebuchet to ensure my victory.
To Trebuchet ones self the participant must already be performing autoerotic stimulation, at the point of climax one must face the member southerly towards the rectum, then release as to propel ones seed through the air in a medieval fashion.
Terry: "why is your eye so red Tony?
Tony: "I only went and did The Trebuchet to me sen last night, absolute blinder of a performance I tell ya"
A superior piece of medieval siege weaponry which is capable of hurling ninety kilogram projectiles over a distance of three hundred metres using a one-tonne counterweight. Capable of smashing castle walls with ease, unlike those inferior catapults.
Plebeian: The catapult is the best piece of siege weaponry in history.
Dominus: Can it hurl 90kg projectiles over 300m using a counterweight?
Plebeian: No...
Dominus: Then the trebuchet is vastly superior.
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A category of hurling device (catapult), consisting of a large beam, a sling, a counterwieght, and a frame. The beem is mounted to the frame by an axle about 1/3rd to 1/5th from one end. A sling is attached to the long end of this beam and a counterweight to the shorter end. The machine is then cocked by pulling the longer end of the beam or throwing arm downward and locking it with some sort of trigger system. Upon release, the counterweight pulls on the short end of the beam causing the long end to swing upward and forward, followed by the sling. The sling then releases the projectile and hurls it toward the unfortunate target, whatever it may be.
"My trebuchet killed Ms. Johnson's cat."
"Freakin' sweet! Can I borrow it sometime?"
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The act of removing a mans underwear whilst he has an erection. As the waistband slides down the erect penis, the penis will abruptly fly up, smacking the man in the stomach like a medieval catapult or "trebuchet."
Katie took Clays pants off so fast his trebuchet scared the shit out of her.
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When a man gets an erection and proceeds to take an applejack and place it on the tip of his penis and flings it as the girl is postured up with her vagina at your head.
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A big fat ass wooden thing that shoots rocks really fast. Looks like a catapault only cooler, and it has crazy ropes and stuff
I killed you with my big fuckin trebuchet... HUZZAH!
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